"The best 10 minutes I've ever wasted!"
-K. Williams, 33
"I'm busy! Stop asking me for quotes, dammit!"
-W. Ducos, 46
3 Little Cubes
Manipulated into moonlighting as a hitman, Victory Emerson finds himself also working a nine-to-five desk job with estranged, childhood friends.
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Over the course of the next 2 weeks, Victory and co-workers, Novi and Wade, make a series of terrible decisions that snowballs, eventually putting hundreds of colleagues in danger.
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Sometimes, small actions lead to grand issues. And the more this trio work at reconciliation, the more the world burns around them.
There's only one recourse to come out of it all unscathed.
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Quit your day job.
December the Fifth
A set of quintuplets, born to Nicaraguan immigrants, are dubbed the "Crater Babies" by the US media as they were born in the depths of a sudden sinkhole in the middle of Chicago.
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Twenty years later, one of the Quints is acquitted of murdering their father, and so firstborns, Teo and Ori, search for a number of truths:
Why do the Quints have little resemblance to one another? Why do the two of them have preternatural abilities? And what secrets are their mother hiding?
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For Teó and Ori, family is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. Including patricide.
"I was so entertained, I momenterily forgot our father left us!"
-S. Nagelberg, 24
"The little devil thing haunts my dreams nightly. But it's just SO darn cute."
-D. Petigrow, 51
about me.
Once upon a time, two immigrants traveled to the US looking for a better life. One day, they exchanged a fistbump and before them a litter of children magically appeared demanding food, shelter, and the wifi password.
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These adorable burdens eventually grew up, and whether it be teaching the youth or healing the sick, they all went on to change the world. All but one. One went on to draw things and write stuff.
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Kiel E. Colón is an artist and writer with an urbanime art-style and a quasi-dark sense of humor. Updated regularly, What The Eph? is a collection of Kiel's delightful artwork, gripping tales and random musings... all for your entertainment. So enjoy!
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INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
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What's your name? Kiel E. Colón (the E stands for Eph... obviously).
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Where's your hometown? Brooklyn, born and raised.
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What's the name of the cute li'l mascot? That's Dephyl. Despite his appearance, he has no religious or political affiliations.
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Do you have a favorite quote? "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." -Albert Einstein, maybe
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You never finished the story of the Panamanians. How does it end? We never got the wifi password.
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Are you for sale? Mmm-hmm. Hit me up; let's talk. I'm reasonable.
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